Oh Lawnmowers!

Our two clans have always coexisted with an friendly, competitive tension! Sometimes we took to the battlefield side by side. Other times, we clashed for dominance over each other in heated exchanges of bullets and teeth. Though we have our differences, one has never considered the other a total enemy!

But then, recently, Zodiac made the remark that the new NoS clan tag looked like grass......



...and that it needed to be mowed down. Now normally, I would have laughed this off; shrugged it aside. However, leading up to that moment I was beginning to realize, with reluctance, that NoS would eventually have to see the Lawnmowers* for the threat that they** really are. Any friendliness in our relationship would be overcome with grim conviction to vanquish any mower*** that opposed us. Zodiac's comment merely tipped the avalanche with a tiny pebble.

For we will NOT be mowed down! Our grass is LONG! And STRONG! And I come before you now to declare war against you all****! We will no longer show mercy against your***** tyranny! At ANY time that we happen to cross paths, we will do all that is within our power to Rant, Chainsuit, decon, /pm spam, and armoury-wall you******!

You've******* been warned!!!






*Kitty
**Kitty
***Kitty
****Kitty
*****Kitty's
******Kitty
*******Kitty

P.S. Thanks for the lvl 2 admin, Kitty. Can we talk later about maybe bumping it up to 3? Thanks

P.S.S. I didn't run this by NoS yet but I'm POSITIVE they're on board.

Omg the intensity is enormous
*crowd goes wild*
who will prevail??
will the NoS grass stay strong and long or will the Lawnmowers mow down their pride?
stay tuned for another episode of. . . . ..

Sopris You do realize if you go to war with Lawnmowers that Kitty will Prevail! Plus I like the New tag; It still needs to be MOWED DOWN though!

This Message Will self-Destructed in 5...4...3...2...1...BOOM!!!

:O sir Soprisity! According to my agenda, I have to make Zod, ROf and Kitty walk the plank one of this days >.> so if ya need help... I will gladly aboard this old Pirate Starbridge of mine and help you!
NoS Lawn shall never be mowed by no means or powers! Shall the Force be with you young Pedowones.

sopris no, i dont want war, i love u man

It is a proven fact that a well kept lawn is key to the overall appearance and success of a company. For a small fee, the Lawnmowers will cut the grass in front of Nation of Stupidity's head quarters ensuring it's visual attractiveness to higher class tremulous players. Please consider this offer of friendship rather than treating us with hostility. Thank You.

Sopris We have been my arch nemesis for quite some time now, and to think i was gonna give you level 12 admin on Lawnmower server.....

ROf u saying NoS needs even Better class members? :O jk.
U r arch enemies? Wow why? I join Soprisity anyways >:D
Master Soprisity, You have my loyalty towards u but now any other member of NoS >.> well dey cool.

If we are startin to choose side i side with the mowers for they have leni !
And unless death skull plays i will notpart from the themowers.
SO LET THE MOWING. BEGIN!!!!
>

Ohoho! AppleZ never thought I'd fight u but stupidty with stupidity and Mowers with mowers.

I ENDORSE THIS TOPIC.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. WE WILL GROW OUR GRASS HOWEVER LONG WE WANT AND WITH GREAT PRIDE WE WILL WATCH IT BLOW IN THE WIND TOWARDS THE RISING SUN.

nos///nos

BY THE WAY, can someone unban me on your server? Lateralus banned me for 7 days. AN AGGRESSIVE PRECURSORY ACT OF WAR I PRESUME?!?!?
Lateralus: SORRY, I really can't play very well since I've been on this new computer CUZ I have this weird lag problem of warping whenever I'm near people, and it makes IT RLY RLY RLY hard to play. IT JUST HAPPENED RECENTLY. So I apologize for using a tyrant BUT YOU WERE LUCING MY BASE. I HAD TO DO THAT TO SURVIVE. I did make sure I died on your rets though and used goon, BUT STILL, "-r cuz i can"WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOWOWOW.
yours truly,
YOUR TRULY APPREHENSIVE FACE

EDIT: OK I AM UNBANNED. YAYAYayy

OMG FACE <3

okay, i want war!!!! realy i want war

Hoho! So we will fight Aza? Hmm very well I shall accompany NoS in their quest to keep their Gr-Ass growing and blowing farts.

Shall the Force be with you young Pedowones.

dont worry, i will bring the lag

hai biebers!

themr fightin werdz... ILL BRING DONUTS!

Donuts after a nice mowing on the NoS grass always a good treat

YOU GUIZE STOP FIGHTING OKKKI

Shaddap feo!

NoS has some big motha ****in grass, and they just let it grow,and grow, I NEED TO MOW!!!!!