Cooking ppl only

i love food and love to love food, was thinking we should swap recipes and stuff.

I call it, the Jingleberry smoothie.

What you need:
2 cup ripe green grapes
2 cup ketchup
A handful of spinich
1 cup crushed candy canes
2 cup coconut milk
3 Tablespoon Cinnamon
1 cup ranch dressing
2 frozen sugar plums
2 cup ice

throw all ingredients into blender, blend until no chunks are left, top off with parsley and a cherry
comes out looking like a swirled candy cane
perfect Christmas drink!

O.o Wut? I dont cook, but... Idk if this is cooking or not, I don't think it is but... Here it goes:
1:Grab some bread.
2:grab the peanut butter.
3:if you have something like chocomilk(dont make cholate with the chocomilk, i mean dont put milk on the dust) or something like that.
4:put some peanut butter to the bread then add the chocomilk and put the other part of the bread.
And tad aaa eat it bish.
Ofc dis instructions r fuced owp zo tri duin et.
:O I eat one of this everyday they are yummy.